Introducing the shirt that’s the ultimate declaration of allegiance to the world’s favorite morning elixir: the “IF IT’S BEFORE COFFEE COUNT ME OUT” tee. Because let’s face it, before that first cup of wake me up, you’re not just half-awake, you’re practically half a person!

Picture this: You stumble into the office, still half-asleep, and your co-workers start bombarding you with questions and requests. But before they can even finish their sentences, they catch sight of your shirt, emblazoned with the words “IF IT’S BEFORE COFFEE COUNT ME OUT.” Suddenly, they understand. They nod in solidarity, silently vowing to approach you only after you’ve had your caffeine fix.

This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement; it’s a public service announcement. Wear it to the breakfast table, to the grocery store, or even to that early morning jog—trust us, it’ll save you from countless awkward interactions and unwanted responsibilities.

Crafted from the softest, most comfortable material this side of the coffee plantation, this tee is perfect for lounging around the house or tackling the day ahead. And with its bold lettering and unmistakable message, you’ll never have to explain your pre-caffeine grumpiness again.

So whether you take your coffee black, with cream and sugar, or straight intravenously, let the world know where your priorities lie with the “IF IT’S BEFORE COFFEE COUNT ME OUT” tee. Because when it comes to mornings, there’s only one thing that truly matters: heart starter