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IF ITS BEFORE COFFEE COUNT ME OUT

$29.95

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IF ITS BEFORE COFFEE COUNT ME OUT T-shirt by AUSTEES.

You wake in the morning and the first thing on your mind is a toilet break I bet you start the kettle on the way so your first coffee can be made within minutes of waking.
the world can shut the hell up until the mug handle is in my hand with a fresh coffee heralding the start of another day.
And that’s why I always use the rule ITS BEFORE COFFEE COUNT ME OUT

AUSTEES is an Australian t-shirt printer that searches the world for the funniest slogans. AUSTEES spendsĀ  Sundays locked away in a suburban backyard shed, printing those slogans onto high-quality t-shirts. The t-shirts are then packaged and sent around Australia via Australia post, and if you purchase more than one t-shirt at a time, freight anywhere in Australia is free.

IF ITS BEFORE COFFEE COUNT ME OUT

95% of the delivery arrive within five business days. Occasionally, one takes a bit longer but not very often.
So once you have purchased your t-shirt. It should be on your doorstep within a week.
We are not some big multinational concern but a small grassroots one-person operation.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

AUSTEES acknowledge the traditional custodian peoples and pay respects to the Elders past, present and future, and the holders of the memories, traditions, culture and hopes of Indigenous Australia.